I went to the bar to try and pick up this girl named Lauren. She turned me down because she’s a fuckjiger
by El'Painos November 18, 2018
When you love something/someone so much you just want to squeal but you can't even do that so you try telling your "friends" how much you love this person but you can't type because you're too busy squealing
by El'Painos January 29, 2017