squeegie

1)A tool used to clean Windows
2)Used to describe a person, usually a young person, who is immaturely amusing

"You are Such a Squeegie Julia"

squeegie by C.May June 26, 2004

squeegie

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.

Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.

squeegie by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010

Squeegie

A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage

"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"

Squeegie by docwolfstone November 3, 2008

squeegie

a squeegie is when you are doing a girl in the ass, and after you finish, you punch her in the back to tense her up... and when you pull your tool out, it is squeegied clean.

i was doing that dirty whore in the ass last night and decided i wanted a squeegie when i was done....

squeegie by SlutBucket September 25, 2006

squeegie

A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.

"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."

squeegie by Sesame Sticks May 17, 2006

Squeegie

When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.

Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!

Squeegie by Jabscanoe January 4, 2017

squeegie kid 

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.

I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.

squeegie kid by fucwad March 17, 2004