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A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.
Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.
squeegie by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010
A cocksucker who thoroughly cleans the pipes and leaves no drippage
"Hey Squeegie, Gimme some head!"
Squeegie by docwolfstone November 3, 2008
a squeegie is when you are doing a girl in the ass, and after you finish, you punch her in the back to tense her up... and when you pull your tool out, it is squeegied clean.
i was doing that dirty whore in the ass last night and decided i wanted a squeegie when i was done....
squeegie by SlutBucket September 25, 2006
A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.
"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."
squeegie by Sesame Sticks May 17, 2006
When you have to diarrhea so bad that you already know it will require a mop or some other absorbent material to clean up properly.
Get out of the way! I have to take a squeegie!
Squeegie by Jabscanoe January 4, 2017

squeegie kid 

the act of using a dwarf or a midget to get the last drop of cum off your penis.
I say, Jamison. Let's stop the Bentley here, and please fetch me a squeegie kid. I do believe Muffy has finished and there's a bit hanging.
squeegie kid by fucwad March 17, 2004