screwdriving

The act of putting a sharp object up somebody's butt

Dylan is screwdriving brian

by Mawlzee October 2, 2013

Screw up

A person who does or says something so dumb and screws up friendships

Emily is such a screw up

by Shit friend July 2, 2017

Wiki-screwed

A state of being in which a person relied on information found on wikipedia, generally in a scholarly context, then later, after having already put effort into something using this information, found out that the information was incorrect, and therefore was forced to redo that work.

Rebecca: Oh no! I just based these 37 intricate drawings of DNA molecules on information I found on wikipedia, and it turns out they're all wrong! I'm going to have to redo every single one!
Erica: You just got wiki-screwed.

by OhEmOrange January 6, 2009

Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.

"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".

by Andru J. November 12, 2009

go screw yourself

To insult a rude person

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”

by Spikethemad712 May 14, 2018

screw

Like fuck, can mean either the act of making love to someone, or an expression of disgust, meaning that one desires to forget, ignore, or cease doing something.

"Oh, fuck this!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

screwed up

to have sex with someone way above your social, economic or hotness scale

Dude, I nailed a super-model last night

now way! you really screwed up!!

by oilcan905 October 7, 2009