Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy
“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”
by Spikethemad712 April 09, 2018
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go screw yourself

To insult a rude person
“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”
by Spikethemad712 March 22, 2018
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Lenny

An instrument that always breaks
Man, my violin pulled a Lenny!
by Spikethemad712 May 01, 2018
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