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Lenny
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An
instrument
that
always
breaks
Man
, my
violin
pulled
a Lenny
!
Lenny
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Spikethemad712
June 1, 2018
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Lenny
Merch
Pretendonitis
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What retarded people
use
as an excuse to
get out
of doing any kind of physical activity or
therapy
“Sorry
coach
, I have a severe
case
of pretendonitis so I CAN’T
play
dodgeball!”
Pretendonitis
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Spikethemad712
May 24, 2018
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Pretendonitis
go screw yourself
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To
insult
a
rude person
“
Oh
, go
screw yourself
Jimmy
!”
go screw yourself
by
Spikethemad712
May 14, 2018
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go screw yourself
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