Pretendonitis

What retarded people use as an excuse to get out of doing any kind of physical activity or therapy

“Sorry coach, I have a severe case of pretendonitis so I CAN’T play dodgeball!”

by Spikethemad712 May 24, 2018

Lenny

An instrument that always breaks

Man, my violin pulled a Lenny!

by Spikethemad712 June 01, 2018

go screw yourself

To insult a rude person

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”

by Spikethemad712 May 14, 2018