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The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.

The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
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skanking

this is when u prank call people in different countries (or in your own)using Skype
Yo man you missed the skanking call I made last nite, I told some guy in Canada he won a horse and the dipshit believed me.
by Chisim April 19, 2006
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Spankinish

words derived from spanish, always ending in yo
"estayo el cartelyo en hoboyo"
"dude, why are you speaking spankinish?"
by RachelO February 10, 2009
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Planking

The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.
check out that letterbox bro, prime planking
by plankingbouss September 25, 2011
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Planking

The art of lying on your stomach on a pole or an object of similar thiness. Planking can be done anywere. To be an official plank one must have their arms by there sides be facing downwards and legs straight, no holding on.
nothing much probably gonna go planking
by Jlazo September 27, 2011
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planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.
Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!
by dcs20120 October 3, 2011
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planking

the act of lying face down, with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces, and then photographing it. Also known as 'the lying down game' in Europe and Japan, and 'extreme lying down' in Australasia.
Hey, did you hear about the guy that fell to his death while planking on a seventh storey balcony?
by Spuddy4u October 4, 2011
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