someone just got egg

based on the latest Egg card advers in the UK, where when someone gets an egg card, something incredibly dumb happens elsewhere.

*Jack falls flat on his face after reaching the top of a flight of stairs*
John: Well, someone just got egg

by Tartarus January 7, 2006

Blowing Someone's Mind

When you are performing a sexual activity with a girl and, right before you cum, you put your penis in her ear, therefore allowing you to blow her mind.

"Dude I was getting really hot and heavy with my girl and you'll never guess what she let me do!"
"What'd you do man?"
"Pulled out and blew her mind!"
"Awh damn man that's some crazy shit! Never been able to get to Blowing Someone's Mind before!!!!!"

by Hue G. Rexin February 26, 2014

Up on someone's dick

1. Following someone around constantly.

"The king's attendant was all up on someone's dick (the king's), helping him with whatever he needed.

by donaldtrumpduckmerica September 1, 2016

Simeon

Someone who is musically illiterate

Arnold: "Hey did you hear 'All Along the Watchtower' by Jimi Hendrix?"
Kooby: "Who's Jimi Hendrix?"
Arnold: "Stop being a simeon."

by Kazuuay February 6, 2014

Ever fallen in love with someone

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you and that's worse
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
I can't see much of a future
Unless we find out what's to blame, what a shame
And we won't be together much longer
Unless we realize that we are the same

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
You disturb my natural emotions
You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I'll only end up losing you and that's worse
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with
Fallen in love with
Ever fallen in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020

to rick james someone

1. To slap someone in the face.
2. To smoke a hell of a lot of cocaine.

1. I was like to my bro. "What did the five fingers say to the face?" Then I slapped him so hard in the face! Then later that day he asked someone the same question and he got slapped again.

2. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

by IphilP August 14, 2004

be someone

be awesome, get out and do something, don't be a bitch. gobesomeone.com. funny stories of just trying to be awesome.

Be someone. Get off your ass and lets go to the party.

by BuffaloBob7o June 2, 2009