snailshake

When you violently shake a snail until it bubbles

I like to snailshake

by Charles barles September 10, 2020

berating snailshells

to lecture, scold, or otherwise talk to a person or group that either no longer exists, or no longer needs the advice. comes from the idea of yelling at snails for moving too slowly, but the snails are dead and there's just empty shells left.

1. i know i'm berating snailshells here, but shakespeare should really write his plays to be less damn boring.

2. dude, nobody cares about easy-bake ovens anymore, stop berating snailshells.

by your-_-pseudonym August 2, 2024

snail stain

during the peak of sexual activity the male pulls out and shoots his load all over the receivers belongings.

that dirty whore "Trent" asked me to snail stain all over the backseat of his 84 camaro ;D.

by gaychevyman May 7, 2008

Snail Bumpers

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!

Those chicks are snail bumpers!

by Jilly9999 October 19, 2008

sails fine

Shit that rides smooth. Good shit. Smooth sailing.

Sails fine, man.

by Neverendbro December 15, 2010

snail scootchin'

The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.

First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."

second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'

going on!"

by T.A.I.N.T January 16, 2011

snail

Another word used for owning someone, or just being annoying. Must be used as a verb.

*Playing skate 2*

Choruead: Awh sick I got 12,337 points!

Michael: HA! I just got 12,338 points! You just got SNAILED!!!

by xHARMONICOREx January 20, 2011