turtle snack 

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head

Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!

turtle snack by spitzG563 June 20, 2014

scooby snack 

The mixture of loose leaf chewing tobacco (such as Red Man or Beechnut) and any sort of chewing gum. The chewing gum keeps the snack together as you chew on it but still enjoy the taste and possible buzz of the tobacco. This little treat is what was, once thought to have inspired the writers of Scooby-Doo to make the Scooby Snack...this is most likely not true. What is true, is that this a delicious way to pass time.

Hey what do ya got in your mouth there? ...Just a lil' scooby snack
I'm in need of a scooby snack right now

scooby snack by Please Use December 30, 2010

turd snack

A "little Shit", as in describing someones behavior. Small unflushed pieces of feces. Small round/oblong pieces of feces found in the bowl after a long period of sitting on the toilet.

Youre acting like a real "turd snack" !!; Who left these "turd snacks" in the bowl; Damn, I waited that long for these "turd snacks".

turd snack by Vulcandreams January 23, 2007

Midnight Snack 

The variety of "Snack" that you only see late night. Also known as a mistress or fuck buddy.

Jordan: Tiffany we can't tell my wife about this because you're my Midnight Snack.

Midnight Snack by Schiff McGee June 6, 2018

C-Snack 

Otherwise known as the Chicago Snack, a "C-Snack" occurs when a man pushes one of his testicles completely into the anus of a woman for personal enjoyment/accomplishment.

"I was doing stuff with this broad last night and she asked if I would pound some anal beads into her ass, but instead she ended up settling for a C-Snack."

C-Snack by Mammon Fahad January 28, 2008

Bitty Snack 

Bitty Snack (n.) - A phrase used in substitution of "to breastfeed" and/or to describe a light daytime snack such as a biscuit/slice of cake.

1. "It's time for your bitty snack"

2. "BITTY BITTY SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"

Bitty Snack by BillyBrownSnax November 21, 2011

Fuck-Snack 

1 (Noun): A brief, session of sexual intercourse, where both parties climax within 5 to 15 minutes. The purpose of a fuck-snack is to relieve sexual tension to a managable level, and hold the participants over until such time that the parties can engage in proper coitus.

2 (Noun): A short slam fuck.

After sexting all morning, the sexual tension between Sandy and Tim was palpable; therefore, they had no choice but to share a fuck-snack, in the copy room, over their lunch break.

Fuck-Snack by The Real G Man February 22, 2013