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Steel Wool Slip-and-slide 

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.
Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.
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Video Game Character Ships 

The worst thing the internet (kids from 0-15 years old) have ever created.
Examples: FNaF, Undertale, Bendy and the Ink Machine, Cuphead, etc.

Drip N Slip 

This is the act of using vaginal and penis juices that drip down the females taint onto a butthole and using those juices as lubrication for anal sex.
Man, we didn't have any anal lube.. so I gave her the ol' Drip N Slip
Drip N Slip by CBucket88 October 24, 2020

slip knot 

A "gimmick" band that has outlived it's 15 minutes of fame. The band members openly admit that they are not real musicians, and that they are nothing more than travelling clowns in jumpsuits. 90 percent of slipknot lyrics consist of the word "fuck". Slipknot fans are stupid.
Latest slipknot lyrics: "fuckety-fuck fuck this and fuck that, fuckety fuckety fuck". Fuck.
slip knot by The Dodger March 24, 2005

Seattle slip up

Just before you start fucking a girl she asks if you have a condomn and you say yeah, so you fuck her in the dark and when she gets done she looks down and sees you didnt have one on and starts to yell at you. All you say is oops!
I didnt have a condomn last night so i had to pull a seattle slip up
Seattle slip up by Spot31 October 28, 2007
A relapse on alcohol or drugs, usually short in duration with minimal harm done. Contrasted with doing some homework.
"Oh, it just was a little slip, but now I'm going to meetings everyday and working a strong program."
slip by Twelve-Step slang November 7, 2004