Simo

(n) To obsess over a friend because they deserve it.
Derived from simp, likely originally a typo as 'p' and 'o' are adjacent in a qwerty keyboard.

I want to be simo'd

I'm simoing on you

by Anomalocaris November 14, 2020

Simonious

Someone deceitful and dishonest, also a little nefarious.

I wouldn't trust Michael, ive heard he's a a little bit Simonious.

by Qrut February 4, 2021

Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard

Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard

by Yessir80 November 23, 2021

And Simon

Shout b

Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon

by and Simon March 10, 2020

Jean-Simon

A person called Jean-Simon is a French Canadian that loves Grammar.

It's 'their' not 'they're'. You're being a total Jean-Simon.

by Patate Molle May 27, 2022

Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.

Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.

by Microwave.io September 19, 2019

simon

1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others

1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!

by AntiSimon2 August 11, 2010