When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
Get the Tattered Pink Sheet mug.by Bumaine May 21, 2021
Get the friend the sheep mug.Meet the Urban Dictionary mug. It’s 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess. Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Safe for microwaves and dishwashers.
by Sisak24 June 13, 2021
Get the 11 oz of sheer ceramic prowess mug.Paul: Do you like Candy?
Carol: Yes
Paul: Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth!?
Jake: Haha, That was a pretty Ayo Sus Bussin Sheesh moment!
Carol: Yes
Paul: Can Deez nuts fit in your mouth!?
Jake: Haha, That was a pretty Ayo Sus Bussin Sheesh moment!
by Sussy penile fracture July 21, 2021
Get the Ayo Sus Bussin Sheesh mug.Like the unicorn. When you place your sweaty balls on a girls forehead while erect and rub them all around “greasing the cookie sheet”
by LilPoutine May 12, 2022
Get the Greased Cookie Sheet mug.davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
- a very short nickname to call your friend named james
wow did you see davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd he robbed a bank yesterday
by jamersonfanaccount December 17, 2020
Get the davey-jad jamaica, jamiel aidEn cinder-tubby-maid-lope dAviS hot-cold pocket, jamer jamerson coopycooper the sohan stan,cinderella,ed sheeran ripoff , telEtUBbiE, WaSte of OxEGyn , the sofia the first judd mug.