When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019
When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.
Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.
by RRiveraLB January 02, 2017
Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.
Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.
Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."
by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024
The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything
Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover
by Myster Vbody April 07, 2018
This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.
by Slowpoke8888 June 05, 2024
A southern Texas figure who grew up listening to Dj Screw working out a Bando.
Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.
Known as self made, independent entrepreneur.
by VouchForTx March 14, 2019