Weird Science

From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intention?
(Weird, ooh)
(Weird science)
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and the magic from the hand
We're makin' weird science, ooh
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors, talent and imagination
Weird science
Not what teacher said to do
Makin' dreams come true, living tissue, warm flesh
Weird science, ooh
Plastic tubes and pots and pans
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and (creation)
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants, electricity
We're makin' weird science
Fantasy and microchips
Shooting from the hip, something different
We're making weird science, ooh
Pictures from a magazine
Diagrams and charts, mending broken hearts
And makin' weird science
Something like a recipe
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
I do not know
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?

(Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science)
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants
(Weird science)
Things I've never seen before
Behind bolted doors
(Weird science)
Not what teacher said to do
Bits and pieces and
Bits and pieces and
my creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
No hesitation, no heart of gold
Just flesh and blood, I do not know
It's my creation, it's my creation, ooh
My creation, ooh, my creation
It's my creation
From my heart and from my hand
Why don't people understand my intentions?
bits and pieces
Bits and pieces
(Ooh, ooh, ooh) bits and pieces
(Weird science)
It's alive!
Ooh, ooh-ooh, weird science
Weird science
My creation, is it real?
It's my creation, I do not know
Ooh, no hesitation, is it real?
Just flesh and blood, just flesh and blood (it's my creation)
Just flesh and blood! (It's my creation!)
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science
Weird science, weird science (science)
And (bits and pieces, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, pieces, science)
And (bits and bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
Science (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (bits and pieces, ooh, bits and pieces)
And (weird, bits and pieces, bits and)
Science, ooh!
And science
Science
Science
Science

by Death Menace October 10, 2022

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government science

Any facts that can be debunked by amateur/junior scientists, yet can still be considered weighted opinions, but aren't fully doctrine on factual basis or actuality.

That's just government science, not fully weighted science.

by William Harglesis June 6, 2011

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Science

A unique type of Religion.

Originally, science was the systematic knowledge of the physical or material world gained through observation and experimentation.

However, nowadays, it's filled with mindless follower sheep - just like all religions, however many science sheep are often "hardcore atheists" who look down on other religions, but on the other side of the note, often don't understand science.

I am a proud Agnostic who is open to the concept of religion, but not entirely convinced, before someone thinks I'm some Christian preacher.

Theist: I love God, he's amazing, he helped me with my life.

Science sheep/atheist: hahahah. you're a mindless, religious person who believes in god. Adam and Eve never started the world, you idiot.
An explosion called the Big Bang did!

Theist: Oh, really? What caused that explosion, then, seeing as you're a scientific expert and all?

Science sheep/atheist: Uhm.............. *walks away*

by Whahhhhhhhht? March 28, 2009

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science olympiad

A so called "intellectual sport." In fact an oppurtunity for nerds to psuedo-socialize while deluding themselves into thinking they are better then everyone else.
(FYI: that is not the case)

1. Seeing NASCAR on the cover of Sports Illustrated reminded the student of teh science olympiad championship banners in the gym.

2. The student was baffled over the fuss the school was in over the science olympiad team considering the humanities are far superior to science.

3. Chuck Norris does not look kindly on science olympiad.

by Phil Kiffer July 8, 2006

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do you even science

A fantastically stupid way to advise all people on the net that you are a complete and utter prick - using science as a verb is a passing phase but still very annoying and not needed. (one of 2016's ultimate dick terms)

'like, lidderally..., dude, do you even science, bro'

'*rolls eyes.... '

by tom healey September 11, 2016

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