person 1: "how was she last night?"
person 2: "all i'll say is that she had a tight sausage wallet when i did her"
person 2: "all i'll say is that she had a tight sausage wallet when i did her"
by fuckingawesomesexyperson August 9, 2009

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Ruth: Oh my god he touched me
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers
DAMMMMMN
Ben:Why is that so bad?
Siena: Because he has the SAUSAGE FINGER
round little fingers
DAMMMMMN
by MOTHERFUCKER JONES HALL December 2, 2013

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage
by teehee77 June 25, 2009

by Teelair July 1, 2008

by theshadowgirth February 17, 2010

by Ammorn October 25, 2011
