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Baby Dinosaur Stretches

Stretching done in the morning before getting out of bed, so named for the noise made by people with high-pitched voices.
"I always do my baby dinosaur stretches before getting out of bed."
by Bartizan February 27, 2015
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18 on a stretcher

When it’s been forever since she has responded and you want to get her attention yet confuse her so you say 18 on a stretcher
by Giggitygoo415 January 23, 2021
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Mongolian Cock Stretching

Verb: To stretch the tissues and fibers of the penis. The action is as followed
1. two sticks pushing outwards from the body whilst poking into the base of the tip, elongating the cock. It should look like a arrow pointing away from you
2. Continue to push over an open fire outdoors until either satisfied with the progress made or until traumatic amputation
Person 1: Dude, she’ll never be satisfied with me.

Person 2: just do some Mongolian Cock Stretching
by gv_86 October 11, 2025
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Tasmanian rectum stretcher

You shove to spoons into your rectum, then pull the spoons apart stretching your rectum to its limit.
I used the Tasmanian rectum stretcher method on my brother.
by Baldwigguh67 January 22, 2026
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Stetchiboed

something, somebody, or a situation that is flugayzee, sketch or just lame... Feel me like?
Im at the bar and shawty said she aint feel like dancin when i asked her ass, but then i saw her grindin on lil buddy... Thats Stetchiboed
by Dat Boy Fie August 31, 2009
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Streetchild

A young homeless child that performs sexual acts on grown men for money.
that streetchild just blew some dude behind a dumpster
by tom as March 27, 2015
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streach

Dude...Go get some streach
by AlienWork0420 December 1, 2016
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