smakulate

Smakulate -- masturbate
Smakulation -- masturbation
Smakulits -- skeet, jizz, and milk
Smakulator -- someone who smakulates for people
Smakulating -- masturbating

Smakulate - "Im gunna go in the other room and smakulate before mom comes home..."
Smakulation - "Damn, that smakulation session was crazy yesterday."
Smakulits - "As I walked through the hallway remenants of smakulits dripped onto the floor."
Smakulator - "Here comes the smakulator, maybe she can smakulate me today."
Smakulating - "I ran into the bathroom and began smakulating to pictures of paris hilton."

by Nick & Taylor October 20, 2006

smatr

An intentional mispelling of the word smart. It is typically used while gaming online to sarcastically refer to someone as smart after they commit an act of extreme dumbassery. Use in conjunction with bad grammar to enhance its effectiveness.

Jacktard: OMG if i get the fireball do I get to shoot cold bolt real good?

666 r0x0r beast: You am so god damn smatr.

by BolonySalad November 4, 2007

smammal

the term for all things small and mammal.

Smammals may include rabbits, squirrels, mice, rats, guinea pigs, etc.

by sungodRa April 24, 2008

Smackronyms

Acronyms used when talking smack. Typically found in online conversations, but finds its way into face to face conversations as well.

"I wish you'd DIAF Brian"
"STFU, Todd."
"WTF! Stop using smackronyms!"

by Todiehl June 29, 2008

smackocrite

a person who yells foul in the middle of a smackfest

you're such a fucking smackocrite, you threw down that shit bout my sister and when I brought in your wife you cried foul

by SJMVI July 1, 2008

Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

smanik

When two lovers integrate the use of barbeque sauce while either:

a) recieving or giving a blumpkin
b) having sex on a table
c) and/or having anal sex

Susan smaniked Jim on top of a cafeteria table while at school.

by HollyHorny69 January 19, 2010