Shedding

The once a week cycle, where a male's genitals shed their top layer of skin, on the shaft - resembling a shedding snake. Often, if someone gets too impatient, their whole dick will fall off while they're peeling off the skin.

"Wait! Be careful! I'm mid-shedding!! I don't want my dick to fall off!"

by NishiTheGreat May 29, 2023

cooter shed

1. FUPA
2. cum belly
3. A fattened area directly above a woman's pubic region similar to early months of pregnancy that would serve as shelter for the 'cooter' in a driving rain.

"Did you see that bitch's cooter shed? We could both stay dry under there in a storm."

by Eli Mckenzie October 19, 2007

Shit Shed Entry Program

The planning before anal sex.

Dinner and drinks for Shelly was all a part of David's Shit Shed Entry Program for her. He'd be bowel deep by midnight.

by Zonal K October 3, 2019

Fire in the Paint Shed

Stealthy language used to inform your roommate(s) that you'll be engaging in coitus in the house, dorm room, apartment, or shared hotel room. The request to vacate said premises for the entire duration of the shagging is assumed.

1. (Via text)

Friend 1: "hey bro i met this chick at the blackjack table. fire in the paint shed from 7-9 tonight."

Friend 2: "fuck you man, i have dinner with Candi at 8 and i still need to shower so i dont smell like cigarettes and booze."

Friend 1: "candi's a hooker, man. I don't think she cares how you smell. Only that your moneys green."

by pleaseme June 1, 2012

shedd

A shedd is that hairy roommate and/or suitemate who clogs up the shower drain and forces someone else to clean up his hair in the toilet, sink, and/or shower. Typically a derogatory term of endearment and tolerance with a twist of annoyance.

Oh you know Matt, he is such a shedd. I had to clean up his hair clogging the shower drain before I could take a decent shower last night!

by bbbco July 28, 2008

Tool shed

the biggest of all tools.. such a tool that he or she could hold all the tools in the world in one place. This word is so powerful that it can only be placed on one person a week.

yo this dude is a giant tool shed

this kid is beyond a tool, or a tool box, he is the whole fucking shed

by killaklankazemakeaniggadaze March 18, 2009

tool shed

when a group of more than one tool gather around in the same place and engage in toolish acts

The show jersey shore is a tool shed.

New Jersey is the filled with tool sheds.

by Anthony Stallone1 November 2, 2010