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Shenga

You're fat.

Shenga!
by Ice Cube On The Flag March 13, 2009
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Sheng-zhi

(Noun)
Pronounced {Sheng-Ji}
A moment of enlightenment when somebody comes up with a pseudo-wisdom quote that sounds philosophical, especially when drunk , stoned or just acting like one. Word originates from the ancient Chinese philosophy book "Yang Sheng Zhi Dao" which translates to "The way of nurturing life".
Last night on the bachelor party, my buddy had his 4th vodka shot , put down his empty shot glass and stared at it deeply for a couple of minutes. He had a Sheng-zhi moment and said, "My friends , I am marrying money ... Mark my words, money is a kind of responsibility and marriage takes forever ... forever rich"
by v8 December 2, 2015
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When you rip someone's cock and nuts off with your bare teeth.
"If you're not bloody careful I'll have to give you the old shangalang!"
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"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

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Shanghai Meat Spin

When you have a really hard boner and you put a short asian guy on your dick while standing up and spin them on your cock.
Mario:So Justin what happened to you last night?

Justin:I ended up meeting a little gay asian so i took him back to my place and we did the Shanghai Meat Spin
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to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.
Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?
by T3n5oR October 15, 2008
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