scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

butter scoops

1. derogatory term for a man. Given for a lack of aptitude or competence in manliness. Symptoms can include muscular duchetrophy.

2. A scoop used for retrieving butter from a churn.

1. Bring a shovel, BUTTER SCOOPS! - short film, "Groove Fighters"

2. Don't forget to use the butter scoop to retrieve the butter from the churn.

by nature's bandit November 9, 2007

scoop the booty

A term of endearment used when wanting to lay hands on your beautiful girlfriends buns

"Babes, you haven't scooped the booty in 50 years. please scoop the booty"

by spacebabes January 4, 2017

Scoop n’ Score

A term in gridiron football used to describe a fumble by an offensive player, hence the “scoop”, recovered by the defense and returned for a touchdown, hence the “score”.

And we fumble it…and they get it, and they get a fucking scoop n’ score. What a fantastic fucking way to end the game. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

by Cyclonic Torpedo January 3, 2024

Scoop your soup

To grab a ladle and gather the insides of ones bootyhole or vaginal area to slurp upon

Lay down and maybe a little later I’ll scoop your soup

by YouKnowULykIt March 30, 2019

Poopity Scoop

scoop diddy whoop
whoop de scoop de poop
poopty scoopty, scoopty whoop
whoopity scoop woop poop
poop diddy whoop scoop
poop! poop!
scoopity whoop
whoopity scoop
whoopity scoop poop

Bro really said poopity scoop, what the fuhhh, Kanye West is on acid.

by TYNIKSO March 19, 2025

Scooping Cookies

The occasional grab and squeeze of a man's testicles in a loving and gentle way.

She always scooping cookies when we cooking in the kitchen.

When we in da club and she scooping cookies you know she want that D.

by PokerBabeBoss July 3, 2018