scooter

a closet tran-sexual who gets pissed over old videos, and gets his friends to talk shit about peoples unborn children.

why do you have to call 20 of your friends??? don't be a scooter.

by tha realest nigger April 6, 2010

scrotem grease

like elbow grese but with your pants down

fred: okay i know it looks down but if we get out there with our pants down and really get some scrotem grease in to it we could win
ernie:shut up fred you just want to see me with my pants down

by Luves_2_spooge June 9, 2009

scrooted

Being both screwed and rooted at the same time.
Screwed + Rooted = Scrooted

by Hendrix February 10, 2003

scrotalia

the act or condition of being scroted

man that bitch just bit my scrotalia

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008

Scooter's List

Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.

Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.

by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009

the scooter gang

a bunch of 16 yr olds from the sutherland shire who ride razor scooters to partys

robsta: we have to get the scooter gang together for the next party.
maceo: i reckon ay
lachie: this will be madddd

by robw91 October 21, 2007