dodge scare-a-van

Referred to by Bart in the episode where the Simpsons went to Italy. A Dodge Scare-a-van is an old/misshapen car that someone treats like it is amazing.

*Mr. Burn's scrubbing down an Oldsmobile*

Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Where'd you get that new Dodge Scare-a-van?

by dsfhsdh January 11, 2011

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Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011

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cab scare

Seeing a white crown victoria cab and mistaking it for a cop, causing you to freak out and slam on the brakes to make speed, only to realize it wasnt a cop.

Travis: Dude, i was goin like 80 in 45 and saw a cop and slammed on the brakes, but it was only a cab scare.

Dan: Lol, samething happend to me last week.

by E.J.C. August 14, 2011

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When a horror movie is drawing to it's conclusion and then something jumps out at the camera accompanied by a loud noise.

The term was first used in the YouTube video "WTF are you doing Blumhouse?" by YouTube Channel GoodBad Flick

That horror movie was so good, but did it have to end with a final scare?

by Clamanath August 12, 2016

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self-scare

To self-scare (1) is to spread yourself so thin with home, work, and other people's obligations that you completely take caring for yourself off of the list and do something so out of character that it scares you.

When you forget to practice self-care, you'll self-scare.

by Mama Martha June 28, 2019

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Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)

Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare

by Kaylenn April 11, 2020

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COVID Scare

The fear when you discover that a close loved one is displaying symptoms of Coronavirus.

Person 1: God, we had about 20 COVID Scares during the last few months.
Person 2: Tell me about it, I was worried when my girlfriend got sick, we thought it was COVID for sure!

by Buchi November 21, 2020

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