Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.

"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"

by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011

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Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.

Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"

by Bane78 May 30, 2013

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sleep noms

The feeling of having such a good sleep so you compare it to eating great food (noms).

George: Guess what
Kenzie: What?
George: I just had some sleep noms
Kenzie: That sounds gay man
George: Yeah I know :(

by mynamemightbegeorgebutitisnt September 7, 2013

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Watching Netflix while half asleep or trying to sleep. Often done over vacations or holidays when you're too tired to stay fully awake but too awake to fall asleep, resulting in watching several hours of mindless Netflix instead of resting. Usually, the sleepflixer absorbs very lite, as their sleep deprived state does not allow them to easily follow the plot. Sometimes done out of boredom and sometimes the result of frustration with being unable to sleep.

Thomas: Dude, I didn't sleep at all last night. I watched eleven episodes of Doctor Who!
Mickey: Lame, man. We're they at least good episode:?
Thomas: I can't remember, I was sleepflixing. Now I have to rewatch a whole season.

by Abbidon July 20, 2014

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