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root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer
Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!
by Scuba hoes July 3, 2019
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Root

The slang term for "Penis" commonly used/heard in rural parts of Western New Brunswick, Canada. Alternatively called the "Bird" as well. Used mostly by local hillbillies to casually and crudely describe either their own penis or their friend's. Origin is unknown, though locals say it stems from the possible lack of collective IQ points in this specific rural region due to lack of Federal funding to rural areas.
1. "Don't pull out yer' dirty fuckin root there, bud! It's broad daylight! What are ya? A Goof?"

2. "Buddy in the locker room said I had a real big root hangin' off me, I ain't gay but I'm takin' that as a compliment fer sure!"
by anonymous July 16, 2024
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Square Root Your Life

a popular term in Mr. Kehr the physics teacher's class meaning essentially, to square root something
After you find (the number), all you need to do is square root your life.
by aquarianspacecat June 11, 2018
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Root

Is it just me, or does the new season armour look root?
by TinyTadpole December 15, 2019
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Root Beer Float

Performing fellatio on an African American male, with the penis representing dark like the root beer and the jizz representing the foam
Dawg, her mouth was so full of foam after she gave me a root beer float at lunch today, it made me want some Barq's.
by F.Pinchero December 15, 2014
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Hoot root

Taking a ride with friends for the sole purpose of smoking pot.
Would you guys like to go on a hoot root
by Sobo103 March 2, 2019
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