Retro-Me

A past version of oneself, often less mature, experienced, or evolved.

A person going through experiences you’ve already been through — someone metaphorically walking in your footsteps.

“When I saw him struggle with the same doubts I used to have, it felt like watching my retro-me.”

by Ernest Fedor May 23, 2025

Retroactive spanking

A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.

Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.

by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025

Retro Dev

Retro Dev (AKA, Hell on Earth) is a development group on ROBLOX behind RetroStudio.

David: Wow this revival is cool, who's it made by?
Tyler: Retro Dev.
David: Oh. *leaves the game, deletes all social media and hides in the woods*

by k4fk4 June 11, 2025

retrocuck

an annoying, terminally online person, who actively consumes retroslop, and calls anyone who doesn't like retroslop "ableist" just because they self diagnosed themselves, in addition to often being a gooner

"Hey wanna play Something Evil Will Happen?"
"No, what do you think I am? Some kind of retrocuck?"

by markfischbach July 11, 2025

retroboo

obsessed with things considered retro; loves to talk about old stuff; refuses to watch anything made after 2010; only buys vintage clothing, and makes sure everyone knows it; frequently comments about the decline in quality of modern goods

my friend is a real retroboo, he won't stop talking about his latest mercari haul.

by palendromicnumber July 25, 2025

retro gubby

"Gubby," was created to mimic the old or, "retro" style of roblox, "Retro Gubby" is a term used to mainly mock people that use "Retro"/Classic avatars in a non classic manor (Gubby).

"You're so Retro Gubby twin ✌️" "That was so Retro Gubby, twin"

by tmrlren July 27, 2025

Retribution

Will be reserved exclusively for people who prolonged my torment unnecessarily and their families. I already thought of a fun game we can play to mitigate casualties.

Hym "My retribution shouldn't be your main concern. Your main concern should be the pressure in my brains and the Dead-man switch."

by Hym Iam August 24, 2025