Release the Kraken

When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly.

"hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you."

OH GOD YES KYLE PLEASE!"

by keithandisaball November 12, 2010

Repeat Offender

Someone whos phone costantly sends duplicate messages all the time.

Man!I just got another f%^#in duplicate msg from catherine,what a douschebag of a repeat offender,fix that shit!

by En1gma69 November 7, 2009

institute for public policy research

A jumped up bunch of overpaid public school twats who think they have a god given right to spout their views that they think should be law, on just about every aspect of our miserable lives. Main reason to take the heat off the government for making the population prisioners of the governments big brother, want it now faster and quicker and fucking supersize that for me society.

institute for public policy research : "Hey look guys there's some drunk 18 year old girls' in Nottingham falling around and having a good time.. Lets make a rule a against it"
The UK population response "Stick your views up your arse if you've got one. you freaks"

by Free Willy The Great One April 22, 2007

negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

butt nugget release aparatus

The area of the human body in which human waste is removed from the rear bowel.

"Kik, my butt nugget release aparatusis very swollen I think I may have a waste back-up!" says Dew

by kiki/Dew December 12, 2007

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Catch and Release

After Utilizing a "Rusty Hook" a "Catch and release" is when the "hookie" turns around and vomits on the "hooker"

Stephen gave Chuck a "rusty hook" so Chuck pulled a "catch and release"

by YodaChick December 1, 2010