Pokemon Evolution

The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.

Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.

Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).

Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.

Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.

Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.

by and so it begins! March 8, 2011

Evolution of Dance

The Evolution of Dance is a very popular video on the site youtube, which let's you bring your videos to the internet. The man in the video is Judson Laipply, a now popular comedian, doing dances from a number of different songs. You can watch the video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH0bHeiRNg
It is now the most viewed video on youtube.

Dude, The Evolution of Dance is the coolest video!

by KFlavin May 11, 2007

Revolutionary War

Yes, Britian won almost all of the battles, but they were defeated at the battles that actually meant anything. France helped yes, but in the end they gained nothing other than kicking britian in the dick. although this war could have been avoidable because it was started almost entirely because of samuel adams. adams led a secret groud that constantly tryed to start a revolution, it is beilved adams or one of his men fired the first shot at lexington. Amusing.

Although this war could very well have been an english victory, they were taking care of the Napoleon wars. Thus causing britian to lose this war.

by loca October 14, 2004

resolutionary

Having purpose and attitude leading to positive and fair outcomes.

Resolutionary Thinking is the foundation of a global culture of collaboration.

by Rob Perlman January 3, 2008

Matrix Revolutions

The third and final (so we hope) movie in the Matrix trilogy. On an entertainment level, it's fine, if you're expecting something up to par of the first one you will be sorely dissapionted.

I'm trying to forget I ever saw the Matrix Revolutions.

by a name! December 2, 2003

de-evolution

the act of turning from a normal human being, to a raver, then a juggalo. rapidly spreading disease.

person one: whoa, what happened to grace?

person two: she's dating a juggalo, she lowered her status as a human being. she has now been reduced to hanging out in mall food courts.

person one: wow. what a blatent display of de-evolution.

by flomause October 22, 2010

Evolutionist

One who theorizes that the second law of thermodynamics is false and that it's more believable for a lizard to give birth to a rat or a fish to give birth to a frog than for a supernatural force to deliberately designed all living things as they are.

My pet snake just gave birth to a chicken! Evolutionists are right!

by Brianator37 January 12, 2015