The Kraken’s Revenge is when you’re taking a shit and the cold water splashes back up into your asshole.
by Confetti17 January 3, 2020
Get the The Kraken’s Revengemug. OpposingFork's Revenge is a sexual masturbation story about love and dishonor. So fork got banned from many syrian servers because of his urbans, so he went and did as any normal homs syrian coastal accent would do and debated musa and made musa cum for the first time, it was crazy the cum was everywhere, then he blamed it on dako and blocked and banned him from forks camp because fork made musa cum and blamed it on the romanian, fork is a racist syrian doctorate engineer. Then fork went and had sex with many syrian infidels in an anti islamic server that blamed musa for 9/11. Fork then revenged dako again calling him romanian thief because he is racist islamophobe and we all know that, he always loses debates with musa because musa is always rigth and the best debater and he destroys fork's fallacious arguments against islam, then fork goes out and hits musa with a dildo then blames the muslim syrians for syrias bad state, he supports jolani and terrorists anyways. In simple terms opposingforks revenge is a series of masturbatory problems that are solved with peace between the coastal syrians and the syrian server called jolani offenders bombers.
by Dako123 October 28, 2025
Get the OpposingFork's Revengemug. Based on the sayings "revenge is a dish best served cold" and "revenge is sweet" I've come to the conclusion that revenge is.....ice cream
by MinnowDaSmolBean September 5, 2025
Get the Revengemug. When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
Get the Penis's Revengemug. Revengeance is a word used altogether with Revenge and Vengeance, that means taking revenge on your enemies, will give you revengeance.
by HydroDoesWhackyStuff August 6, 2023
Get the Revengeancemug. When you are held down and unable to move or cover your face as you are being quickly slapped continuously.
Penguins Revenge
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
Me: *being held down by someone*
Them: *slapping me in the face as fast as they can continuously as I scream and struggle*
by PandaButtsAreFluffy April 27, 2020
Get the Penguins Revengemug. Jack off revenge: Turn your head to the side then jack off because you dont want to look at your girl.
I couldnt stand looking at my girl in my side bed because she doesnt want to fuck me. So i pulled a jack off revenge. I jacked off looking the other way so i dont have to see her and superman her.
by Lalake tt August 20, 2018
Get the Jack off revengemug.