bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.

Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"

by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013

Urban ratio

Thought you couldn't get ratio'd on urban dictionary? You're wrong. This is when you have more dislikes than likes on your definition. Sad.

Now that this definition has been made, it will most likely be urban ratio'd

by subway572572 October 28, 2023

lay-to-day ratio

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

by i-am-zero October 5, 2011

Stroke to nut ratio

The amount of strokes it takes to nut

Dude I was pumpin ma sausage last night and I found out my stroke to nut ratio!!!!

by Jerkin July 28, 2016

ratboy

someone who looks like a rat with squinty pink eyes shortly after smoking some doobage. often named bill or william. generally fond of watermelon sized breasts and the bass guitar.

the bass player in the band was named bill and he had smoked a bunch of weed while jammin. someone turned up the lights and he looked just like a giant fucking rat, except that he stood upright and was holding a bass guitar and a cold bass ale.

by echoman February 27, 2004

Ratioed

When a Minecraft youtuber such as tommyinnit or tubbo respond to a tweet

"Bro a Minecraft youtuber replied to your tweet"

"Thats not funny man I don't want to get ratioed"

by Geenobie June 25, 2021

Ratio

Getting more likes than the commenter and is needed for people that go under rappers comments and say stuff like yb is better

Rapper: stay true to yourself
Random: yb is better
Person: this ratio is better bitch

by LiquifyWithIce April 29, 2021