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llohandry

The most handsomest, sexiest, funniest, cuban godd in the universe and has a penis the siza of a BUS P.S. VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SEXY.
Sexiness is llohandry
by SEXYSAXMAN April 13, 2010
mugGet the llohandrymug.

bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
mugGet the bang ratiomug.

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