Pujoned

flea powder for the genitals

Ian and Josh want to put pujoned on Billy.

by Sara Pepper December 7, 2006

patonant

A word used by people trying to describe the word "patient". They try to say the word out loud in their heads and then spell it totally different. This word can see used mostly by girls who often ask for lifts to the garage for cigarettes and vodka. Many believe its used a lot during conversations on MSN Messenger.

I cant believe you arent as patonant as the others.

by vw-henry December 11, 2008

Ptonk

a person, eps. one who is good at everything. to drink heavily. to beat someone (usually in a sport). to possess (someone or something). to ruin or damage (someone or something). an exclamation; used alone or in a phrase to express ownership (of something or someone), or simply an emphasis. voluptuous.

Let's buy a 40 and get ptonked.
you've been ptonked.
ptonk!

by dizzel10102935784 December 14, 2008

plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

plutonised

To be excluded or no longer part of something you've been in for quite some time, expecially if its due to size.

Comes from the disqualification of pluto as a planet.

raymond: whys michelle crying?
jeremy: is it cause of drama?
raymond: oh. cause she no one could see her up on stage.
irene: yeah. shes been plutonised.

by jyx3 May 25, 2010

Put on my Bacon

Slang for "Yes"

Guy/Girl/hermaphrodite: Do you want to get some food?
You: Put on my Bacon.
*During Sex OH GOD PUT ON MY BACON!

by Jimmy Gobulcoq June 23, 2013

Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word

"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)

by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015