Perch

What does perch mean? That can be answered with another question... What doesn't perch mean?

Can aslo be said as; Perchy, used as a noun adjective or any other part of speech.

Becky: Woah those people seemed pretty perch.
Rachel: Yeah, very perchy.

by Awesomeninjabeast February 17, 2010

porch monkey

Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.

Me & Rich were hanging on the porch livin' large and feelin' groovy.

by Tina Marie August 3, 2005

porchmoney

a prostitue.

john's such a porchmoney!

by cbright13 August 30, 2010

parched

Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!

I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006

porch monkey

Grubbly young/ old people who sit around on their ricky old proches all day long. Typically drinky Budwiser and watch Nascar through richer people's windows. Usually slightly slutty and as a career they whore-fy the closest corner to their porch. The Porch Monkeyous male, Usually spends many hours wacking off in the closet while Female is out on corners.

Person- Hey you fucking Porch Monkey!!!!!
Porch Monkey- Hey baby You want to go for a ride.. On My porch?!?!:O

by Jenna and Marjorie August 26, 2006

Porch dick

When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.

"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"

by Huppalyssa March 8, 2015

porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005