sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.

"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."

by Huppalyssa February 29, 2016

Porch dick

When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.

"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"

by Huppalyssa March 09, 2015