puerto-rican stamp

it is just a phrase used to discribe a Hickey

He was wereing a turtle neck so his mom wouldnt see the puerto-rican stamp

by boys from the south May 6, 2006

puetz

Equivalent to a queen in a deck of cards.

I have a pair of puetzs.
There are four puetzs in a deck.

by Puetz May 13, 2005

puerto rican chow pass

Puerto Rican chow pass was what a mustache was called
would get you a mustache ride.cunnilingus

i have a Puerto Rican chow pass on my face Mustache ride 5 cents

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper

n. A Puerto Rican kept chained to your mailbox to keep any and all small children out of your yard. Usually equipped with a giant log for said flogging of babies. Usually of a more muscular caliber. Can be adopted or bought at a local Mental Iinstitution.

Little kid: "hold on i think the ball landed in Mr. Jose's yard.

Puerto Rican Peacekeeper: *ar rahg rahg rahg rahg groooooowl*

Little kid : Jesus in heaven help me!!! He has my fucking left testicle in his jaws!!! Oh dear Christ the pain!!!

PRPK: (whispers) there is no god....

by Captain Seafoam sucker April 29, 2010

PuertoRoc

Straight gutta puertorican nigga , grimey gutta ghetto hustler a boricua nigga whos makin money and grindin

damn dat boi iz grindin he da "puertoroc"

by PUERTOROCNIGGA031 May 12, 2007

puerto rican shower

The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.

We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.

by cullan October 3, 2006

puerto rican tooth fairy

To shit in ones pillow case and remake the bed when done.

Dan was such a prick I puerto rican tooth fairy his bedroom.

by Prosesh October 20, 2015