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Promageon

an idiot who let u buy something for them
"hey what do want me to get for u"
"nothing"
"Promageon 😐"
by Ur.next.fuck.buddy June 5, 2021
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Promatic

by Rupt.Knight June 20, 2021
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Promisecuity

Promising over and over what it is impossible to promise.
Promisecuity was his worst defect of character.
by Verna The Older August 17, 2021
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promise

something that people say they will keep but dont... SO IF THEY SAY THEY KEEP IT DONT BELIVE THEM

anyway point is if they dont keep there promise niether do u.
i promise ill be there.. and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boyfriend but oh well.
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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promise

a thing that people say they will keep but obivuosly dont soooooo if britney doesnt keep her stupid little promise niether do you have to.
britney:

i pomise ill be there.

me: and i promised i wouldn't make out with your boy friend but oh well.

britney: wh-
by notyourbitch991 September 6, 2021
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ProMaxJD

A man who loves cum and sticks his Willy into the first thing he sees, he is very sexy but has a bumpy hairy Willy and has severe nigsydrome , He is a liar for he is in fact not a pro, but a fucking noob so it should be NoobMaxJD instead but my therapist says I shouldn’t get angry or I’ll start drinking again and beat my wife and kids
Oh have you seen that guy over there? His name is ProMaxJD, yeah he’s a total ni-
by epicnoibmaster September 28, 2021
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ProMaxJD

ProMaxJD is an absolute all around chad who happily walks around with a boner which is an alpha move that makes girls love him, however he is an absolute noob and should be called NoobMaxJD but I shouldn’t get angry over this because my therapist says if I get angry again I will drink and beat my wife and kids.
Non fag:“Yo what’s up babes” Fag who is non fag’s gf: “Do you want a kfc?” Non fag: “No ProMaxJD is fucking gay.”

No ProMaxJD is fucking gay
by epicnoibmaster September 28, 2021
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