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Poser Man 

'Poser man' is the term dubbed to a man who feels that his physical appearence is far more important than any other attribute of his existance. Commonly applied to males who spend more time shirtless than shirted, this English neologism is derived from the synonyms 'arrogant' and 'twit'.
William: "Oh my, look at that man outside his house. See his rippling torso! I admire how it glistens in the winter snow. Say, isn't it rather cold to be shirtless?"

Jack: "That is baucause he is aposer man"
Poser Man by JackLuvell April 20, 2011
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Poser skater 

-the classic mall grab, making your board look like a petty accessory
-has worn supreme before skating
-wears spitfire, does not ride spitfire
-does not acknowledge old school or the different kinds of skating like freestyle or vert
-lofi & bart Simpson
-stereotypical skater social media aesthetic or screen saver theme
-butt boards
-skates to impress girls or boys
-says they can kickflip but can't when you ask because "injury" or "new shoes haven't broke into yet"
-the board they have had for a while and ride has absolutely no razer tail, marks, coned/ wheels, and/or grinded down trucks
-no ollie marks
-collects vans does not skate them
-dresses like stereotypical skater but is not connected to the culture
-rushed progression
-zumies
-has no footy
-eboy hair
-mongo
-commands you to kickflip
-can't even ollie
-rides/buys ripndip
-only knows Tony hawk and maybe nyjah
-vapes and drinks monster and listens to xxxtentacion, mgk, or some other sad boi trap
-hangs out at the skatepark but does not skate
-wears thrasher sweater does not read or watch thrasher
-is a model
-beleives Aaron kyro is the skate god and not Rodney mullen
-does not know who Rodney mullen is
-actually just a cruiser but won't say it
-takes photos and videos with their skateboard but never pictures or videos of them doing actual stuff on it besides maybe cruising down a street in the most boring aesthetically pleasing way
-can't put together a board
-has not seen him
Elissa: nice thrasher shirt, you skate too?
Finn: yeah, I can treflip
Elissa: nice, wanna play a game of skate?
Finn: ah I think I broke my ankle
Elissa: oh got a vid of it I can see?
Finn: no

Elissa: footy or it didn't happen haha
Finn: yeah sucks because I was so close to landing my first shuvit
Elissa: haha poser
Finn:I'm not a poser skater I don't mallgrab
Elissa: bruh go work on your tic tacs
Poser skater by FDflipperoo January 11, 2022

Poser bands 

good charlotte, fall out boy, relient k, simple plan, sum 41.
gina-omg i like totally love fall out boy and all those other poser bands!
Poser bands by katelynissmart April 23, 2006

Poser Girl

In this case, the poser girl im explaining is the skateboard poser girl. Ya know em. They go to your high school. There in your class. They wear skateshoes that are easy to get to, like etnies. They will wear jackets like fox, volcom, and element. They usually havent skateboarded a day in there life, or if they did, then it was probably just one day. If they think that degrading a good sport for popularity is alright, then obviously they arent right in the head. Let then realize the hard way that is your gonna advertise, you better have the skills by staying away from them. A way to pick out a true Skater Chick is if they wear harder to get skateboard brands, suck as my favorite company, Emerica, or other brands like DGK, Chocolate, or Mystery. If you have proof that they actually skate, dont hate.
That hoe is such a poser. Shes too mainstream and preppy to step a foot on a skateboard.

Yea, i hate it when a prep turns into poser girl.
Poser Girl by Robot Noah June 16, 2009

poser metal

Poser Metal's most popular example is the entire Nu-Metal genre. Bands such as Limp Bizkit, Korn, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Staind, Papa Roach, System of a Down, ect.

These bands are posing to be metal. If you ever listen to these bands, they're clearly not metal at all. They're in it for the money. Metal all about the technicality of the music and musicians skill. These bands have no talented musicians and their music is no where near technical.
Poser : Dude some faggot called Slipknot poser metal! They were just played on TRL along with Hawthorne Hieghts. They're so fucking metal.
poser metal by Grimes April 13, 2006

poser punk 

originated between the `60s and `70s(so its not true that blink is the father of all punks,what the fuck?who would beleive that,posers surely!oh my god thats bad,bullshit!),a trendie,a a puss brained bastard,well maybe the spirit of the real punks are dead,there`s still some great punk bands out there like rancid,bad religion and NOFX.well ders so many poers out there,yeah and they are the kids between the ages of 12-20,and they will not know what punk trully means untill they get older.
a good example of a trendie is a person who calls his fellow a person a poser,there`s so many reason why he called him a poser,for example his jealous because the fellow wears shit and stuffs and shit and he really looks like a punk than him,so he call him a poser cause he`s jealous,what a pity!well maybe theres no more real punks out here(but maybe only a few left)until the late `90s,what is left are offsprings,it transformed and mixed with other genres,just like humans,you cant go back to the time when people still wears formal clothings,go home early and have a sense of humor,so maybe its not dead because of fucking trendies,it just mutated to another(lets say version) of music(well not 100% punk,maybe 20% punk or less).there is no punkier than the other,its not a fashion,its a way of life,its a music written to the people who can see somethings wrong,I`ll mis those guys who made this wonderful shit,even though i`m not born by that time,let `em say what they wann say about you,live your life the way you want it,there is no boundaries just like punkrock,you dont have to put metal spike and shits on your body(well its not bad to wear those),its the way of living,its being active and being alert to whats happening around you,punk will always be punk,no matter where you mix it,where you put it,no matter what genre its in,its still punk(and so are mall punks,fucking trendies),dont be so stupid searching for old school punk bands to fit in,you know what i mean....no dress code,no music code,dressing like formal a geek doesnt mean youre not a punk,listening to other genres doesnt mean youre not a punk,and i believe to that when the time they attached the word rock to punk,thats when the time it died,(I`ve been trying to tell you the two`s not the same you sick bastards!) fuck you all!!!!
you dont have to be a poser punk,its in the way of living,if you still acn understand what i mean,fuck off you mall punk,go pose some whereelse,I fucking hate you all!posers are are fuckheads
poser punk by imustbedreaming December 28, 2005

poser whore 

A poser who takes all the REAL hot boys (like a whore) from the girls who deserve them (the real skateboard girls)

Example: If Katie is a skateboard poser whore, then she flirts with all the real skateboarders until they leave their real skateboarding girlfriends.
Katie is poser whore. She can't even skate and she stole Mary's boyfriend.