phoner

The bulge in a male's pants caused by his cell phone, sometimes mistaken for a boner.

Is that guy excited? Oh he just has a phoner.

by drewl17 June 2, 2008

Phoner

An intense feeling or hard on of sorts elicited by seeing or using someone's neat cell phone.

Mark's cell is so cool, it seems useful in all the right ways, plus it makes awesome alert sounds, I definitely got a phoner for it.

by TeresaAA June 13, 2009

poker

Not a sport. A game never intended for to become so popular you can play at your local sandwich shop during happy hour for fake money.

Poker on ESPN? Just because you can break a sweat doing it does not make it a sport.

by Hullabuloo August 28, 2005

poker face

a fake orgasim

I think he had a poker face last night in bed

by not a bitch the bitch June 27, 2009

Phoner

Appearance of having a sizeable boner due to having your large PDA or smartphone in your front pocket.

Rach: Dude, youre rockin a sick boner right now you creep.
Tad: No actually thats my phone. im rockin a total phoner right now.

by Quantumface August 24, 2009

parka poker

Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.

Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron!

by guywargamer June 5, 2005

hondur el poderoso

Almighty, kingpin, brickellboy, untouchable, powerfull, godlike, talented, hero, flawless, perfect, ultimate, hustler.

urban artist "El Poderoso" is definately by far considered by all to be hondur el poderoso!

by MEMIN PINGIN October 23, 2007