Patròn

Brokest guy out there.

Still goes out everyday with the homies

Does fine dining for every meal of the day
Maxes out his credit cards

Gets a new credit card to pay off another credit card

Says he goes to college but only taking 3 units a semester (Film class)

Gyms once a month

Only into white baddies even though he’s a short Mexican/Guatemalan

Wears Supreme

Tutors kids at math for his job even though he can’t do 2+2

Johnny: Bro I’m kicking it with the homie Patròn today.
Steve: Damn what nice restaurant you guys hitting today and which credit card would he be using this time?

by HomiePat November 8, 2018

payton

A fucking asshole who says they like u and then falls off the edge of the world.

oh look its a wild asshole, no it isnt its payton

by juanito yo mom ito June 22, 2020

Payton

A stupid Bitch who like to vagina punch innocent people who also has a kidney infection. She is loud and obnoxious with big titties that attack your face everytime she hugs you, and her boyfriend is a asshole too.

Man, Payton is being herself today.

by BrunoBaby March 27, 2015

Robert Pattinson

The best thing to happen to Hollywood since .... well, ever.

Smart, shy, funny, talented, and most importantly down-to-earth and humble, Robert serves as an example of everything young Hollywood should be ... and sadly is not.

Robert Pattinson is brilliant and amazing. End of story.

by popculturejunkie October 23, 2011

Paxtoning

Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.

Wow my uncle Dick is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.

by Steven Earps April 15, 2007

pantons

A combination of the French and English words for Pants (English) Pantalons (French). One day will become the only word for pants!

Bec:Nice pants Tom
Tom: What? you mean Pantons
Bec: Oh I'm an idiot

by Tomecca December 9, 2008

Paxton

Paxton’s are annoying as shit. They make shitty jokes about mass genoside and give wrong definitions of sex positions. Paxton’s are ugly as fuck and are so fat they can’t see their own dicks. Paxton’s mostly die virgins.

Guy 1: you see my girl talkin to that guy

Guy 2: yeah but don’t worry, it’s just Paxton

by Sexystar93 June 2, 2018