Pokey

Pokey (Verb) - poe-kee
A pokey is the act of fingering ones own bum.
Short for - pokey bum wank.

Ali Chisholm, I’ve heard you have pokeys, ya batty boy

by Dyldonator May 12, 2022

Pokey

A knife 🔪

Yo bro he talking mad hot but its aii, cuz i got the pokey on me

by Negrokiller June 18, 2022

Pankey

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.

"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!

by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022

Paeytnn

A girl that will be your best friend forever. She is shy around others and you and her might take a 2 month break from false information. You'll become obsessed with her when your her best friend is she is a super fun person. No matter how many people want her she'll always stick with you.

dang, my best friend is such a paeytnn.

by Avarose. July 10, 2022

pikey sandwich

the act or form of a pikeys mum and dad sandwiching him in the middle of them while they all move back and forth (naked) and make out

my friend saxon and his parents did the pikey sandwich in top bunk last night

by anonymous August 28, 2022

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

Pokey

A pokey is a utensil key in the process of building a zoot (spliff). The pokey plays a role in poking down the excess weed towards the end of the zoot, the exciting thing about a pokey is it’s variation, for example one could use the sealed end from the string on your tracksuit top to poke with. However at some point usually after the 2nd or 3rd zoot people misplace the pokey so must ask someone else for one example to follow

In a low slurred tone “anyone got a pokey bruv” or “yak you got a pokeyyyy?

by Shmaaam December 4, 2022