1) A phrase one usually says when he is so pissed off about something. After he dies and loses all his enchanted diamond armor and shit to the enderdragon, one might say, "OH SHIT! I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS!"
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
2) The action of taking either a 6.9 inch vibrator and shoving it up your ass until you moan so loudly, "I FUCKED MYSELF IN THE ASS"
3) A male masturbation technique where you wrap your schlong all the way around your body and into your own asshole. One usually fucks their own ass when they are still a horny 12 year old and are still a virgin with no friends.
While Eric was watching Shrek hentai, he decided to shove his small ass peen into his own big ass asshole. He moaned so loudly that the frogs turned gay and started buttfucking each other. "UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO! I FUCKED MY OWN ASS! UUUUUHHHHIIIIOOO!"
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
Get the Fucked My Own Assmug. 1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.
2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.
by high score May 20, 2008
Get the scoring on your own netmug. Mind Your Own Business
In Other Words:
Leave me the fuck alone, this situation has nothing to do with your ass.
In Other Words:
Leave me the fuck alone, this situation has nothing to do with your ass.
by th3v1rg1ng1rl September 2, 2021
Get the Mind Your Own Businessmug. by Sam the Man December 4, 2003
Get the Suck your own tailmug. A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:
"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"
by Erecto January 3, 2010
Get the Tooting Your Own Dickmug. For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.
Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.
by strateShot March 6, 2009
Get the Blowing his own trumpetmug. Archive of Our Own(AO3 for short) is a non-profit fanfic website that is pro libertarian and upholds the value of free speech. Founded in 2009, the website sees over 10 million visitors daily.
Unlike Fanfiction.Net, AO3 upholds the value of free speech by allowing stuff that wouldn't be allowed on other websites.
Unlike Fanfiction.Net, AO3 upholds the value of free speech by allowing stuff that wouldn't be allowed on other websites.
by Libertypedia May 22, 2023
Get the Archive of Our Ownmug.