moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.

person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?

by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010

Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.

"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story

by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007

bust nut

to eject seamen out of your penis

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it

by adanno92 October 16, 2010

going nuts

"going crazy" see goes nuts

"that dineleysaurus is going nuts!"

by mr x January 29, 2004

Bitch Nut

The captive nut that is used in server racks that is a bitch to install without the proper tool. Sometimes a screwdriver is used in lieu of the special tool. Using a screwdriver can lead to injury when the screwdriver slips off and stabs the hand securing the bitch nut.

Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.

Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.

I need a box of bitch nuts for the new server that is to be installed in the server rack.

by Stonewall 436 April 27, 2012

Catch this nut

Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.

I’m finna cum.. oh shit! catch this nut.. 💦💦😛😋

by Thanos88 May 2, 2019

Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008