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moose nuts

Egg size testicles that are large like those on a moose, especially a pair that is extra droopy.
person 1: Roscoe was tea bagging me the other day and his balls were so big they wouldn't even begin to fit in my mouth.

person 2: Oh, you didn't know he had moose nuts?
by The Tea Bagger December 21, 2010
mugGet the moose nutsmug.

Academia Nut

A completely insane professor. The kind that can't help but weave sex into every lecture and grades as well as a slot machine.
"Professor Winthrop is such an Academia Nut, he spilled coffee on my paper, then tried to dry it off in a microwave and it caught on fire." True Story
by Richard Potsdam December 25, 2007
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bust nut

eg. I bust nut all over your mums face last night and she loved it
by adanno92 October 16, 2010
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going nuts

by mr x January 29, 2004
mugGet the going nutsmug.

Chuckle Nut

Adj: A way to refer to someone as an absolute bafoon, idiot, or dumbass.
Person#1 - Look at that guy who just fell
Person#2 - What a Chuckle Nut
by BIG BAFOON October 8, 2022
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Catch this nut

Catch this nut: a guy pulls out to ejaculate instead of cumming down your throat; he busts while your mouth is open for you to catch the nut.
I’m finna cum.. oh shit! catch this nut.. 💦💦😛😋
by Thanos88 May 2, 2019
mugGet the Catch this nutmug.

Bitch Nut

The captive nut that is used in server racks that is a bitch to install without the proper tool. Sometimes a screwdriver is used in lieu of the special tool. Using a screwdriver can lead to injury when the screwdriver slips off and stabs the hand securing the bitch nut.

Also a bitch because they are never supplied with equipment and are often forgotten when equipment is ordered.

Origin: A cage nut or caged nut consists of a square nut in a spring steel cage which wraps around the nut. The cage has two wings that when compressed allow the cage to be inserted into the square holes in equipment-server racks.
I need a box of bitch nuts for the new server that is to be installed in the server rack.
by Stonewall 436 April 27, 2012
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