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Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.
Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.
by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025
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See What Happens Next

The company is making a movie and as a teaser/trailer they say "See What Happens Next"... how would you say that in Spanish?
by Miss Mao June 26, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cassette Tapes Is Bachlut's Music Notes: Angel Jose Robles (Fidel Ángel's next father): The Subnatural Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
short.
Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"
by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023
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page number next

page number next is the number of the next page you will be turning to. It could pretty much mean any page in the book you are reading, but my teacher seems to get along fine telling us to go to page number next and page blue book.
Alright students, turn to page number next in the other book.

What was your favorite part of the book Cathy?
Well, I especially enjoyed page number next when that thing said that stuff.
Ooh, that's my favorite part too.
by Big mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024
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