Nelson's Law

Named in honour of Australian conservative politician, Brendan Nelson -

"As a debate about the economy continues, the probability of the increasing price of petrol at the bowser being mentioned by a non-government politician approaches one."

It is considered a disingenuous debating technique, analogous to Godwin's Law, unless the person raising the price of petrol is actually proposing a genuine alternative.

COROLLARY: Athanasi's Observation - the gap between a political discussion commencing and Nelson's Law being demonstrated decreases over time.

Ending every media release with a disingenuous reference to the cost of "getting petrol into the car" is an example of Nelson's Law.

by Jeremy Sear June 19, 2008

nelson eddies

A code name used to identify when someone has a nipple erection. (hard nipples)

Check out the chick walking in with the nelson eddies.
The lady next to you knows nelson eddies.

by Nelson Eddies January 22, 2010

neashe

to suck a dick; blowjob

"dude, that girl over there said she would neashe me if i shaved my pubes".

by Yigga Hoe March 12, 2010

Neal Maupay

🐐🐐🐐 for Brentford FC

Yes, Neal Maupay was an absolute 🐐 for Brentford . Heard he’s the 🐐of west London

by Connor Daly🐝🔴⚪️ November 20, 2019

Bekah Neal

1.The kind of girl a guy sees and hopes she is a lesbian, in hopes she will never come on to them.

2. A girl who needs to pull her shirt down.

OH MY GOD! Thats a real Bekah Neal!

by Whitney Davidson April 9, 2009

Nelson

Child Molester, Who Plays Video Games to Much and tries to rape little girls he plays video games

"Man I was talking to that older guy when I found out later he was a Nelson"

by Pure Truth February 8, 2009

olok o'neal

story: si o'neal, kato ni siyang pliyir nga nigger... dako ni sya.. 22" iyang sapatos.. sa-ato pa, dako sya'g olok (penis).. bantog ra diayng naa'y dako nga negro ga lagan lagan kauban ni o'neal.. iya man diayng olok!

story
fan: pag lantaw nakong o'neal... ga dako mag iyahang karsunis..gi totokan nako...abi nako tog unum kabu-uk taos iyahang team! pag lantaw nakog usob, gapaUTOG man diay'g pisti!!! ting kita pa kaaaaa...dakoa gyud nua'g OLOK tong taohana!!

by ye_bly March 17, 2005