Young bass guitar learner: "Damn I wish I could be as good as Mark Hoppus!"
Experienced Bass player: "You can try son, you can try...
Experienced Bass player: "You can try son, you can try...
by spartan69er October 2, 2005

by A humble subject November 26, 2010

When a person has the exact mannerisms or thoughts as the fictional TV character Mark Corrigan in Channel 4's Peep Show (UK.)
Tom's latest blog post has a lot of mark corriganisms, I imagine defining your own made up word and linking it to your blog is just what Mark Corrigan would do in Peep show.
by yes I made it for my blog December 3, 2010

A person with extreme penile addiction, requiring immediate rehab, or else his stomach will explode from alarming amounts of cum.
by Reverend Apu January 27, 2008

1) One who usually has tubes in his chest
2) uses everyone he can for what ever they have
3) usually on myspace looking for girls under 14 or at the local jr high watching cheer leading practice
4) known for not having any variety
5) compulsively lying about everything
6) falls inlove with girls that look like men
2) uses everyone he can for what ever they have
3) usually on myspace looking for girls under 14 or at the local jr high watching cheer leading practice
4) known for not having any variety
5) compulsively lying about everything
6) falls inlove with girls that look like men
2) "hey thomas come over"
"alright my mom will take me though cause my car broke down"
"oh nevermind then"
3) "hey how old are you"
"13"
":D B=====D~~~"
4) "dude stop doing the same trick"
"oh sorry i felt like mark b today"
5) "i fakie varial heeled fisler"
6) "hi my name is anita but my friends call me MANita cause i look like a dude"
":D <3<3<3<3"
"alright my mom will take me though cause my car broke down"
"oh nevermind then"
3) "hey how old are you"
"13"
":D B=====D~~~"
4) "dude stop doing the same trick"
"oh sorry i felt like mark b today"
5) "i fakie varial heeled fisler"
6) "hi my name is anita but my friends call me MANita cause i look like a dude"
":D <3<3<3<3"
by Martin Steezfactor January 16, 2008

The technical name for Heckler & Koch's spec-ops handgun, also codenamed the SOCOM.
The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.
The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.
"Civilians can buy a SOCOM for....dear God!! $2000!!! o,o Boy if you want a SOCOM you'll have to be rich. -.- "
-me
-me
by Dave July 6, 2004

This is the baddest mother fucker in Austin Texas. He can snort cocaine off a stripper's ass and ass fuck cheerleaders like no other
by Kitymilk February 1, 2019
