mustache ride

When one guy gives head to another. Giving fellatio.

Jim gave his boyfriend a mustache ride last night.

by the woof man March 4, 2008

Dagger Mustache

When a female can take an penis in her mouth to a male's pubic hair she will have a dagger mustache.

She took his entire penis in her mouth and it resulted in a dagger mustache

by El Sword March 18, 2011

Chester Mustache

A super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. Usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. Sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).

Rachel: OMG Richard has a chester mustache!!
Chris: dude thats effing nasty!
Rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend...

by !Sexy_Time! December 26, 2009

Shitler Mustache

The stripe/s (often resembling the shape of Adolf Hitler's mustache) left on the back of the toilet seat by an inconsiderate defecator

Phil left another shitler mustache on our toilet seat. I don't know whether he's a Nazi or just a regular asshole that doesn't bother to clean up after himself.

by bravestsirrobin June 11, 2015

mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010

mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

by pentozali March 2, 2011

Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.

Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.

by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009