Midor Guy

Midor Guy is like Mr guy, but for midors.

You guy midor seen the game last night? Midor guy did aloT of kicking the ball.

by Midor Guy February 7, 2025

Midwit

A midwit is a person of average intelligence, that thinks they are smarter than they are and speaks on things they have a shallow understanding of as if they were genius and above. Their I.Q. range is 98-102, NOT 120.

Don't get john going on geopolitics. He is a midwit on the subject but acts as if he is Thomas Jefferson. But his sister is kinda hot so I let him babble.

by JoeyPencils March 24, 2025

Midwest Mojito

Any drink that gets tainted with grass clippings while mowing and you continue to drink it. (Just like a mojito, replaces the mint with grass)

Wind picked up and filled Earl's Busch Light full of grass clippings but its not stopping him from drinking it. He calls that the midwest mojito.

by ajm3 June 6, 2025

Midwest trespass

The act of doing a neighbor a favor such as mowing the yard, or shoving snow without telling them.
Trespassers are often caught and given baked goods.

"Neighbors yard is getting tall, better mow it for them. "

"You going to ask them first?"

"Nope, Midwest trespass."

by anonymous June 12, 2025

mido

A SA-MP dev stuck in a never-ending loop of rewriting the same gamemode since 2009.
Deletes perfectly working systems because the comments weren't "Y_Less enough."
Will finish Los Santos Stories right after one more rewrite.

Mido: @edgyaf I rewrote Los Santos Stories again, it's better now
newfox™: didn't you delete that like yesterday?
edgyaf: retard

by iamrigbycat July 29, 2025

Midwest sober

mid-west soh-ber

Def.: when you're an alcoholic but haven't gotten charged with any DUIs

Daniel: drive safe out there

Chris: don't worry, I'm still midwest sober
Daniel: good, keep it that way

by TheTallestPsychonaut August 7, 2025

Mido

Used to describe the lamest of lames. A subjective said to derive from the word "Mid", a word formerly used as mediocre or average, but has later been used as below average/bad.

Guy 1: That boy has no money!
Guy 2: He is such a mido!
Guy 1: ONG, I´m crying dawg 😂😂😂

Mido: Boy if you don´t sybau, I´m gonna cyp!

by asslikr September 25, 2025