Maldonado

The biggest faggot you will ever meet. He's really a pussy. dont talk to this guy. he sucks

David said, " I just love sucking cock and being annoying."
James said," Stop being such a Maldonado!!!"

by MMMMyess February 2, 2020

Melon Farmer

Somebody who's great with a gun, especially at getting head shots.

Kyle's a melon farmer, when he leaves a room all you see is brains splattered all over the walls.

by Kabou June 6, 2010

melonball

the act of fucking a canteloupe (also; melonballing, melonballs, etc)

i wasn't in the mood to masturbate, so i just went to the kitchen and gave myself a melonball instead

by chocomel July 21, 2004

Meldo

Melissa (Girl) + Aldo (Boy) = Meldo

Hottest couple in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ooooooooooooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!

Shit, that couple is so Meldo.

(Gilfriend to boyfriend), I wish we were so Meldo.

by kuhh91 August 22, 2011

Mellon

The elvish word for friend, used to open the door to the Mines of Moria.

Mellon.

by Scott Zion June 16, 2010

mellonball

When constipated the act of digging the poo out with a spoon.

When T.O. is constipated he mellonballs himself.

by 250 Wysong January 19, 2008

Melon Keg

When you put a whole in a melon and fill it with a type of alcohol, you then proceed to drink from the melon.

Geff: Hey, Robert! How was the party last night?

Robert: It was awesome! We made a melon keg!

by Epiclulz487 June 7, 2009