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matted

weird, strange, so odd that's it's hard to believe.
- Did you see that crazy ass dude?
- Yeah, that was matted.
by C - Weezy May 13, 2005
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Matea

A selfish bitch! Broke her boyfriends heart, stole his love, and took advantage of his kindness! She cheated on him, and talked badly about his whole family then left him for his fake best friend. That poor guy has been through enough! God she is such a rude bitch!
God matea is a attention seeker, god she is so fake, god all she does is talk shit
by Yousresofake October 24, 2018
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Matted

The act of publicly asking a stranger for their number.
"Dude someone just matted me!"
"Did you give them your number?"
"Hell no!"

(Also can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb)
by shinygolden god December 2, 2010
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Matteo Zimmerman

a German name for a decent, nice, if slightly 'ackward' kid that you'll discover when he becomes your locker buddy. He'll look you up in his old yearbook because he won't believe that you're not a new student. You, being his amazing locker buddy, will constantly beat him in the locker-opening challenges you'll frequently have. Be happy that you know a Matteo Zimmerman, because they're awesome.
No way, Matteo Zimmerman, I beat you in opening my locker
by amazinglockerbuddy January 17, 2011
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mattaiah

She's often a very short quirky girl with humongous tits, though sometimes she sticks her nose in your buseness she feels emotion deeply and will give a great butt touch.
Whoa dude did she just touch your butt?

Yeah, she pulled a great Mattaiah!
by VioletTheTimelord November 6, 2014
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Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work
Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation
by dumbass1 June 1, 2015
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mattdady

A bad ass man name matthew owens that is kool as hell and fun as a all night party
You wish you cloud be a mattdady
by Mattdady December 25, 2016
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