When you sleep with a MILF accidentally causing her to get pregnant and then she becomes the mother of your child.
by damnnnnnnnson September 23, 2019
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Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
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by Gemini12 October 9, 2012
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Someone's mom that has a) a facebook account, and b) considerable attractiveness, so much so that you would even go so far as to poke her.
Someone's mom that has a) a facebook account, and b) considerable attractiveness, so much so that you would even go so far as to poke her.
by Rikushix October 27, 2008
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The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao, Philippines and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government. In January 1987, the MNLF signed an agreement relinquishing its goal of independence for Muslim regions and accepting the government's offer of autonomy. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the next largest faction, refused to accept the accord and initiated a brief offensive that ended in a truce later that month. The Mindanao-based Moro Islamic Liberation Front fields around 2,900 troops.
The MILF is the vanguard of the Islamic movement in the Bangsamoro homeland in Mindanao, Philippines and the neighbouring islands. The MILF was formed in 1977 when Hashim Salamat, supported by ethnic Maguindanaos from Mindanao, split from the Moro National Liberation Front, advocating a more moderate and conciliatory approach toward the government. In January 1987, the MNLF signed an agreement relinquishing its goal of independence for Muslim regions and accepting the government's offer of autonomy. The Moro Islamic Liberation Front, the next largest faction, refused to accept the accord and initiated a brief offensive that ended in a truce later that month. The Mindanao-based Moro Islamic Liberation Front fields around 2,900 troops.
The MILF was formed in 1977, over 20 years before the movie American Pie came out, took the abriviation, and made it famous for something entirely different.
by anonymous October 10, 2004
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by Joeinomaha September 4, 2005
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