lobster liberator

a person which expresses their strong lobster pride by freeing the lobsters from a grocery store tank...and if they are lucky, sucessfully keeping them alive before keeping them as minions or releasing them into the ocean.

red-blond: "Lobsters are yummy."
blond: "nooo, one day I will free all of the lobsters and become known as the great lobster liberator!!"

by ohso-special June 1, 2007

Lobsterized

To be sun burnt or turned red by the sun.

Shit man... i got totally "Lobsterized" at the beach today.

by Holden67 October 24, 2007

Lobster Nipple

When a male or female pinches their partners nipples during sex. And it becomes so red it looks like a lobster claw.

It looks like you gave them the lobster nipple

by jackhammer1222 June 27, 2010

Lobster Skirt

A lesbian sex position where both partners scissor each other and both vaginal lips are interlocked creating the skirt. The interlocked vaginal lips create a vacuum seal that turns their color red like a lobster.

"Ooh I can't wait to lobster skirt you later!"

by Tacquito Bangkok Fairwood May 27, 2013

lobster roll

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015

Listerine Challenge

Something that's only a challenge for the lowest most disgusting people. If you have an oral STD or no hygiene from basement dwelling and tendies eating than you may find holding Listerine in your mouth challenging. But if you aren't a cousin fucking piece of garbage its no challenge at all and doesn't hurt lol

I woulda made out with the bitch but she couldn't do the Listerine challenge for 30 secs so imma pass on catching that gum disease

by Frunkis fag November 14, 2018

lobster cock

An evocative description of the member of Bertram Winkle, star of the Disney Channel show "Jessie." It can be described as resembling a cooked lobster tail, butter and mashed potatoes included, in both form and function. It is known to have thick ribs running across its width and some have said that its girth is larger than its length, though this fact has been disputed by some sources.

-Hey you wanna go to Lobster Fest at Red Lobster tonight?
-Nah I already get unlimited lobster cock from daddy Bertram, hit celebrity star of the Disney channel original show "Jessie."
-What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking disgusting cock ass bitch ass.

by DaddyBertram February 16, 2020